Reviewed by
Michael Cullen
It may be named after the geraniums which spill in shocking pinks and reds down the terraced garden; but it's the views out to sea which makes you catch your breath. Your eye tumbles over sun-warmed vineyards, bursting improbably from volcanic soil, to a coastal strip of banana plantations fully 500m below; and, beyond that, the shimmering Atlantic stretching away towards America. At sunset, the peachy hues, fronted by the silhouettes of cactus and aloes, are unpaintably beautiful.
Inside is a handsome traditional Canarian residence. Lofty pine-wood eaves and window frames, beautifully curved love-seats, vintage chests and mirrors are set off by sparkling chandeliers and coloured tilework in the bathrooms. To say it's restored with immense TLC is an understatement: when a 2009 forest fire ravaged the house, the indefatigable Lourdes and her professor-turned-carpenter husband recreated the house exactly as it was, and even improved on a couple of minor niggles. The main house (sleeps 4-6) now boasts 2 bathrooms, while the adjoining annex-for-2 got its own bougainvillea-fringed terrace with sunloungers and BBQ.
Inside is a handsome traditional Canarian residence. Lofty pine-wood eaves and window frames, beautifully curved love-seats, vintage chests and mirrors are set off by sparkling chandeliers and coloured tilework in the bathrooms. To say it's restored with immense TLC is an understatement: when a 2009 forest fire ravaged the house, the indefatigable Lourdes and her professor-turned-carpenter husband recreated the house exactly as it was, and even improved on a couple of minor niggles. The main house (sleeps 4-6) now boasts 2 bathrooms, while the adjoining annex-for-2 got its own bougainvillea-fringed terrace with sunloungers and BBQ.
Highs
- The main house is perfect for an outdoorsy holiday with the kids; the annex for a romantic hideaway in the sun; or both together for an extended family group wanting a bit of separation
- Astonishing value - a lovely 3-bedroom house for the same money as a standard hotel room
- Lourdes - though she speaks little English - could not be kinder, offering homemade cake and wine, beach toys for our young son, restaurant and wine-tasting tips...
- Though it's traditionally furnished, everything is actually new, from the dreamy mattresses to the power shower and snow-white bathrobes
- It's in one of the sunniest spots on La Palma
Lows
- No pool - and it can get very hot in summer
- The beaches (5-10km away) are not always swimmable due to the swell, and most are gritty black sand or pebbles
- The 2 parts of the house share a terrace (with a low dividing wall) - if you are a couple in the annex with a family next door, you might feel outnumbered
- The neighbours' dogs set each other off on nocturnal barking competitions - but Lourdes told us (with a rather alarming glint) that she would sort it
- You'll need a hire car for shopping and beach trips; and La Palma's roads are quite demanding (not least the steep access lane)