Reviewed by
Michael Cullen
It may be named after the geraniums which spill in shocking pinks and reds down the terraced garden; but it's the views out to sea which makes you catch your breath. Your eye tumbles over sun-warmed vineyards, bursting improbably from volcanic soil, to a coastal strip of banana plantations fully 500m below; and, beyond that, the shimmering Atlantic stretching away towards America. At sunset, the peachy hues, fronted by the silhouettes of cactus and aloes, are unpaintably beautiful.
Inside is a handsome traditional Canarian residence. Lofty pine-wood eaves and window frames, beautifully curved love-seats, vintage chests and mirrors are set off by sparkling chandeliers and coloured tilework in the bathrooms. To say it's restored with immense TLC is an understatement: when a 2009 forest fire ravaged the house, the indefatigable Lourdes and her professor-turned-carpenter husband recreated the house exactly as it was, and even improved on a couple of minor niggles. The main house (sleeps 4-6) now boasts 2 bathrooms, while the adjoining annex-for-2 got its own bougainvillea-fringed terrace with sunloungers and BBQ.
Inside is a handsome traditional Canarian residence. Lofty pine-wood eaves and window frames, beautifully curved love-seats, vintage chests and mirrors are set off by sparkling chandeliers and coloured tilework in the bathrooms. To say it's restored with immense TLC is an understatement: when a 2009 forest fire ravaged the house, the indefatigable Lourdes and her professor-turned-carpenter husband recreated the house exactly as it was, and even improved on a couple of minor niggles. The main house (sleeps 4-6) now boasts 2 bathrooms, while the adjoining annex-for-2 got its own bougainvillea-fringed terrace with sunloungers and BBQ.
Highs
- The main house is perfect for an outdoorsy holiday with the kids; the annex for a romantic hideaway in the sun; or both together for an extended family group wanting a bit of separation
- Astonishing value - a lovely 3-bedroom house for the same money as a standard hotel room
- Lourdes - though she speaks little English - could not be kinder, offering homemade cake and wine, beach toys for our young son, restaurant and wine-tasting tips...
- Though it's traditionally furnished, everything is actually new, from the dreamy mattresses to the power shower and snow-white bathrobes
- It's in one of the sunniest spots on La Palma
Lows
- No pool - and it can get very hot in summer
- The beaches (5-10km away) are not always swimmable due to the swell, and most are gritty black sand or pebbles
- The 2 parts of the house share a terrace (with a low dividing wall) - if you are a couple in the annex with a family next door, you might feel outnumbered
- The neighbours' dogs set each other off on nocturnal barking competitions - but Lourdes told us (with a rather alarming glint) that she would sort it
- You'll need a hire car for shopping and beach trips; and La Palma's roads are quite demanding (not least the steep access lane)
Best time to go
La Palma is feasible all year. In winter (Dec-Feb) it can be cool in the evenings, and decidedly cold on the high mountains (snow is not uncommon); but daytime temperatures are normally a pleasant 15-25 celsius at sea level. In summer (June-Sept), that can rise to 30-40 celsius, so come prepared - though sea breezes keep the beaches cool, and the mountain forests are beautifully shady.
Our top tips
Buy small bags of flor de sal salt crystals from the lighthouse at Fuencaliente on the island's southern tip - they make unusual, long-lasting and very transportable gifts.
Being in the far south, you normally escape the patchy cloud which settles over some parts of the island; but if you do find yourself under a cover of grey, there's almost always sunshine at the other end of the island!
Being in the far south, you normally escape the patchy cloud which settles over some parts of the island; but if you do find yourself under a cover of grey, there's almost always sunshine at the other end of the island!