Reviewed by
Cat Martin
Located on the North East corner of Jamaica (the quiet end of the island), Geejam is so secluded you’ll probably drive straight past. Hidden in six acres of hillside forest, the Jack-and-the-Beanstalk vines reaching skywards will surround you, but through the dense greenery you just about get a glimpse of the sea.
With only a handful of rooms and cabins deposited across the property, plus a secluded 3-bedroom villa, you really can’t feel cramped here even when it’s full. The sound of reggae may filter through your day, but you can’t be sure if it’s nearby local musicians or other guests in Geejam's famous recording studio (Rihanna, Drake and Amy Winehouse have all recorded here). All sleekly tropical accommodations have ocean views from their outdoor verandas - some have Jacuzzis, others feature a hammock to complete the delightful lounging experience. There’s not much to do here other than practise your cool skills in the Bushbar - or to be a little bemused by the in-room technology: home theatre, digital surround sound, multiple dimmers, hidden speakers, 10,000 songs, 170 movies. As one guest said, it's "Robinson Crusoe goes to the Apple store". And whilst the hotel has a private beach at Macks Bay, Portland also offers several unspoilt areas for you to explore…if you can be bothered to break the spell.
With only a handful of rooms and cabins deposited across the property, plus a secluded 3-bedroom villa, you really can’t feel cramped here even when it’s full. The sound of reggae may filter through your day, but you can’t be sure if it’s nearby local musicians or other guests in Geejam's famous recording studio (Rihanna, Drake and Amy Winehouse have all recorded here). All sleekly tropical accommodations have ocean views from their outdoor verandas - some have Jacuzzis, others feature a hammock to complete the delightful lounging experience. There’s not much to do here other than practise your cool skills in the Bushbar - or to be a little bemused by the in-room technology: home theatre, digital surround sound, multiple dimmers, hidden speakers, 10,000 songs, 170 movies. As one guest said, it's "Robinson Crusoe goes to the Apple store". And whilst the hotel has a private beach at Macks Bay, Portland also offers several unspoilt areas for you to explore…if you can be bothered to break the spell.
Highs
- Extremely pampered privacy, incredibly exclusive, faultless service
- With the highest rainfall on the island (short bursts only 5-7am) you really get a fix of lush green foliage
- High-quality amenities (500 thread-count sheets, uber-luxurious bathrooms) and state-of-the-art technology in all rooms
- Even when full it feels empty, and if you take on all the rooms you can have the run of the place and your own private hotel
- A pretty, secluded cove and beach that extends your luxury lounging right to the water's edge
Lows
- The 3 cabins are circular and on the small side (rectangular furniture always looks a little awkward against curved walls) but it’s a case of small bedrooms, big views
- There are lots of stairs around the hotel, including down to the private beach, but that's the pay off for the views
- The property straddles the coast road, you need to cross it to get to the beach, and there can be intermittent traffic noise, but it’s hardly a rush hour, and you don’t notice if the music is on
Best time to go
Open all year, but best to avoid hurricane season (officially 1 June - 30 Nov, but August and September are its peak months). Four nights should be enough to get into your rock-star stride, but it’s so private that going back into the real world is rather a shock.
Our top tips
Take goggles and a waterproof camera for awesome swimming in the Blue Lagoon or Frenchman’s Cove, and get to nearby Boston Bay for the original jerk seasoning. An uber cool wardrobe and a good singing voice would be a bonus, but not essential. Expect your fellow guests to be 20 / 30 somethings from New York and London who are au fait with the Soho House brand or funky older European couples in their 60s.