Le Sirenuse
Positano, Naples & Amalfi, Italy
Reviewed by
Michael Cullen
Positano is the most photogenic - and the most photographed - village in Italy. Its pastel facades soar up from sea-washed crags, which once tempted Odysseus with Siren songs, to summits swathed in mist and forest. Nowadays it tempts a different kind of traveller: rich and famous, young and beautiful, lovers of boutiques and bronzage and of each other, who lounge on its black-sand beaches and ply the coast in elegant yachts.
If you're part of that crowd, or enjoy being among them, there's only one place to stay: the Sirens' Palace. A lift glides down to the 4th floor to emerge on a sparkling sun terrace, with a strip of pool and white-clad loungers to your left, a glassed and vaulted dining conservatory to your right, and ahead a view past Santa Maria's majolica dome to an azure canvas pierced by the fabled Li Galli rockstacks. With 58 rooms, it's larger than it appears, but cleverly tiered across 2 ochre palazzi. Expect every comfort (huge Jacuzzis, Bose speakers), seamless service (poolside cocktails, superb spa), and a bill to match.
If you're part of that crowd, or enjoy being among them, there's only one place to stay: the Sirens' Palace. A lift glides down to the 4th floor to emerge on a sparkling sun terrace, with a strip of pool and white-clad loungers to your left, a glassed and vaulted dining conservatory to your right, and ahead a view past Santa Maria's majolica dome to an azure canvas pierced by the fabled Li Galli rockstacks. With 58 rooms, it's larger than it appears, but cleverly tiered across 2 ochre palazzi. Expect every comfort (huge Jacuzzis, Bose speakers), seamless service (poolside cocktails, superb spa), and a bill to match.
Highs
- Superb position in the heart of town, 5 minutes from the beach. There really is nothing like it in Positano so if you can afford it, go for it!
- Sumptuously appointed bedrooms, almost all with sea view and balcony
- Elegant antique-filled drawing rooms (one a champagne bar) and flower-decked terraces
- Wonderful spa with bio-sauna, Turkish bath and natural Aveda products
- The La Sponda restaurant earns rave reviews for its meals and views
Lows
- It's shockingly expensive (but that's half the point)
- Avoid the Inner Courtyard rooms: no view, no balcony
- You need to book several months ahead in summer
- Poolside loungers - and the one lift - are at a premium when it's full
Best time to go
Summer is extremely busy - to the point that, in mid August, shops actually have to close because the surging crowds damage their displays. Come in spring (April-May) or autumn (mid Sept-Oct) if you possibly can. The weather then is perfect for gentle exploration, and swimming is quite feasible until early November (though in April it's chilly). In April and October, rates practically halve: worth a chance if you're on an (average) budget.
Our top tips
After splashing out on your room, it will come as a relief to discover that the hotel offers a programme of complimentary activities, such as 2-hour boat excursions, guided walks, Pilates lessons and sunset aperitivi at a scenic belvedere. Book them well in advance as places are limited, especially on the boats.