Mistley Thorn
Mistley, Essex, United Kingdom
Reviewed by
Glenda Richards
What do Vincent Price and Mistley Thorn have in common? Well, Mistley Thorn stands on the site where the notorious Witchfinder General held his witch-hanging trials in the 1640s, and Vincent Price played him in the 1968 movie. But perhaps the real sorceress in the story is Sherri Singleton, a can-do Californian who refurbished the rundown pub and turned it into a smashing restaurant. It has garnered rave reviews for its seafood and has a buzzy bar that the locals love. With its spacious, contemporary bedrooms (a couple with fine views of the Stour Estuary), the Mistley Thorn makes a delightful lure to this corner of East Anglia.
Mistley itself was destined to become a spa town and several structures still bear the distinctive Georgian designs of Robert Adams - the circular water basin opposite the Thorn with its graceful metal swan is one of them. Swans are symbolic here - you need only to stroll along the estuary edge to view a bevy (and that’s the correct term) of these beautiful birds.
Mistley itself was destined to become a spa town and several structures still bear the distinctive Georgian designs of Robert Adams - the circular water basin opposite the Thorn with its graceful metal swan is one of them. Swans are symbolic here - you need only to stroll along the estuary edge to view a bevy (and that’s the correct term) of these beautiful birds.
Highs
- Comfortable rooms with kingsize beds and ensuite bathrooms. We loved the river view from our top-floor room
- Reputable restaurant with fresh seafood and seasonal, locally sourced ingredients
- Small, lively bar that draws a local crowd, especially for the oysters and prosecco!
- Friendly staff in both the restaurant and hotel; when Sherri is around she makes an effort to chat with guests
- A wonderful on-site cookery school with regular classes and a tempting gift shop
Lows
- Some of the bedrooms are above the bar/restaurant and sound can travel up if it's a busy night (although everything winds down by midnight)
- The inn faces a road but traffic is minimal
- Mistley is a small town with only a few shops and pubs - and a train station
- The cookery school building is situated across the road, but this means bigger rooms
Best time to go
Late spring and summer are best for warmer, drier weather (although not guaranteed!). The restaurant has a cosy feel in winter and the menu changes to suit the season.
Our top tips
Were we to visit again, we'd stay 2 nights and take a cookery class with Sherri in the Mistley Kitchen. The hands-on workshops can cover anything from Indian seafood to French bistro, and if the restaurant is anything to go by, the food will be utterly delicious. Next door, the kitchen and wine shop holds much temptation. We spent a small fortune trinkets, including some beautiful handmade matches!