Just when you think the narrow country lane is running out of track, Tees River Hideaway suddenly appears: solid, stone, hunkered beside the River Tees. Being a former barn, it looks nothing special from the outside - but wait until you step through its chunky wooden door. This is a deceptively large cottage with contemporary country-house credentials. The farmhouse-style kitchen and double-height sitting room (logs by the woodburner) segues into a light-filled conservatory overlooking a stone-flagged terrace. Upstairs? That’s occupied by a spacious bedroom sweeping the length of the building.
Rough-stone walls, roof beams and deep-set windows form the rustic backdrop to an understated style of linen-covered sofas, solid-wood tables, sleek floor lamps, and bolts of colour. Fluffy rugs add fun, a handsome wardrobe adds class, and thoughtful touches like decent fiction, hair straighteners and binoculars complete the homeliness. Then there’s the river. The rushing waters that run by this stunningly located cottage are the biggest draw. Frankly, you’ll be tempted to plonk yourself in the conservatory or on the terrace with a book and wine in hand, and not budge until the light fades.
Highs
- The feeling of rural seclusion and privacy, yet Barnard Castle is only a short stroll away
- The views (and sounds) of the River Tees, best enjoyed from the terrace or conservatory
- Spacious and light-filled rooms that still manage to feel cosy
- Fuss-free, contemporary country-house style mixed with the odd antique, and an old kitchen dresser filled with blue-and-white china
- Fantastic walking from your front door and along the nearby Pennine Way; there are OS maps and walking guides to borrow
Lows
- A 3-night minimum stay (7 nights preferred) and a compulsory end-of-stay cleaning fee
- Adults only (babes-in-arms are permitted) and a strict non-smoking policy (a high for most!)
- The bathroom is downstairs
- Located at the end of an unlit track across a small common, so mind your step if walking home at night!
- Light sleepers beware - the river sounds are ceaseless
Best time to go
Although summer generally has the warmest and driest months, the river can be at its most dramatic during rainier spells (typically spring). Crisp morning autumn walks among the falling leaves and burnished trees are undeniably romantic.
Our top tips
Pop into No 15 Coffee House in Barnard Castle, a quirky little establishment that specialises in vegetarian and vegan food. Coffee strength is made-to-order, the cakes are yummy, and they’ll even bake you a loaf to take away.
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