Modus Vivendi
Psematismenos, Cyprus

Reviewed by
Michael Cullen
We were really excited to stumble upon this collection of charming stone cottages, with their sun-drenched pool and rampant flower beds, in the sleepy hamlet of Psematismenos. Inexplicably absent from guidebooks (so far, at least), this passion project from the Anastassiou family showcases their architectural background and eye for contemporary art, with daughter Eleni hosting with genuine Cypriot warmth.
After an all-too-brief stay in end-of-season November sunshine, we're happy to confirm that it is perfect i-escape material: chic yet cheap, under the radar, but way above expectations. The interiors - some single-space suites, others multi-room apartments, all of them self-catering - are homely and unpretentious, but full of character and love. Expect thick stone walls, beam-and-bamboo ceilings, antique wrought-iron four-posters with tip-top mattresses, artfully mismatched furniture alongside modern bathroom fittings. Slotted among them is a small Tetris-shaped pool, shaded by tall cypresses, shocking-pink bougainvillea and fragrant rosemary bushes, where dragonflies flit as you swim. A dream find, and we can't wait to go back for longer.
After an all-too-brief stay in end-of-season November sunshine, we're happy to confirm that it is perfect i-escape material: chic yet cheap, under the radar, but way above expectations. The interiors - some single-space suites, others multi-room apartments, all of them self-catering - are homely and unpretentious, but full of character and love. Expect thick stone walls, beam-and-bamboo ceilings, antique wrought-iron four-posters with tip-top mattresses, artfully mismatched furniture alongside modern bathroom fittings. Slotted among them is a small Tetris-shaped pool, shaded by tall cypresses, shocking-pink bougainvillea and fragrant rosemary bushes, where dragonflies flit as you swim. A dream find, and we can't wait to go back for longer.
Highs
- For a couple seeking sunshine and seclusion, or a discerning family after budget self-catering, there can be few better options in Cyprus
- Or a group of 8-16 friends could book the whole place for a perfect party hideaway at any time of year
- We loved the shared poolside terrace: sociable but not over-cosy, with a pair of sun loungers each, and flickering lanterns by night
- The location - away from the crowds but just 3km from the coast - is a haven of peace; and you're within 30 mins of Larnaca, Limassol and Nicosia too
- We felt privileged to share a taste of modern Cypriot art from the family collection, not to mention delicious orange cake and quince jelly from the kitchen
Lows
- Service is minimal: after a warm welcome you're left to your own devices, though Eleni is only a phone call away
- You'll need a car, as the nearest supermarket is a 5 minute drive
- The beaches along this stretch of coast are not the prettiest
- No rooms have twin beds (though 3 houses have extra beds)
- Don't expect lots of mod cons (no TVs, for example), nor pristine perfection - chipped crockery and wobbly tables are part of the homely, rustic ambiance
Best time to go
We'd recommend spring (April-May) or autumn (Sept-Oct) - pleasantly warm and not too busy - or even March / November if you don't mind taking a bit of a chance with the weather. We stayed in early November and enjoyed 30-degree sunshine. June-August can be uncomfortably hot (nudging 40 celsius) though with thick stone walls, air-con and a lovely pool, you're pretty well prepared here. Modus Vivendi is open all year, and for an off-season house party it could be great fun.
Our top tips
Don't forget some books and your headphones for poolside lazing, and a laptop if you want to check emails. Having said that, if you forget something, Eleni - being who she is - will usually magic it out of somewhere.
And a word of warning: with so many flowers and trees around, you will inevitably get a few colourful dragonflies and insects by the pool, plus the odd gecko to gobble them up at night. If you're extremely squeamish about that sort of thing, find yourself a hermetically sealed hotel...
And a word of warning: with so many flowers and trees around, you will inevitably get a few colourful dragonflies and insects by the pool, plus the odd gecko to gobble them up at night. If you're extremely squeamish about that sort of thing, find yourself a hermetically sealed hotel...