Reviewed by
Lesley Gillilan
There is one rule here: no stress. It’s a decree that carried owners Luísa and Paul from fast lives in Lisbon to a slow lane in the Alentejo countryside, and Teima’s gentle forest of cork, pine and wild pear trees was their escape route into rural tourism.
Their journey is a familiar one, but few achieve such levels of perfection. They started by building themselves a house alongside two guest rooms – all in glass, timber and natural stone. Gradually they expanded, adding a cool blue pool and finally turning their home into additional rooms, including a two-bedroom apartment. On the way, they collected a small menagerie: dogs, an adopted cat called Mo, ducks, and a family of donkeys – including Rosa the matriarch, whose muzzle inspired the Teima logo that you’ll find printed on deck chairs, embroidered on bathrobes and stenciled onto the entrance gates. The result is a restful sanctuary with tranquil gardens, a deck overlooking a duck pond, lemon and orange trees, and a comfy lounge. You could happily spend most of your time here, but it would be a pity to miss out on the wild beauty, paradise beaches and dramatic trails of the Alentejo’s Costa Vicentina, just 5-10 minutes' drive away.
Their journey is a familiar one, but few achieve such levels of perfection. They started by building themselves a house alongside two guest rooms – all in glass, timber and natural stone. Gradually they expanded, adding a cool blue pool and finally turning their home into additional rooms, including a two-bedroom apartment. On the way, they collected a small menagerie: dogs, an adopted cat called Mo, ducks, and a family of donkeys – including Rosa the matriarch, whose muzzle inspired the Teima logo that you’ll find printed on deck chairs, embroidered on bathrobes and stenciled onto the entrance gates. The result is a restful sanctuary with tranquil gardens, a deck overlooking a duck pond, lemon and orange trees, and a comfy lounge. You could happily spend most of your time here, but it would be a pity to miss out on the wild beauty, paradise beaches and dramatic trails of the Alentejo’s Costa Vicentina, just 5-10 minutes' drive away.
Highs
- A peaceful rural location within easy reach of some of Portugal’s most beautiful beaches
- Romantic rooms in summery colours, all with generous outdoor space, bespoke furniture and original artwork
- A laid-back ambiance, with plenty of spots to unwind: poolside loungers, hanging chairs by the pond, a guest lounge warmed by a wood-burner
- Breakfasts are a real treat
- Luísa and Paul are perfectionists – love and care have gone into everything from the pristine cotton sheets to the pretty tableware
Lows
- A car is essential for getting here and exploring - the last few hundred metres to the hotel is along an unpaved road
- The restaurant only serves breakfast, you'll need to head out for other meals (the nearest restaurant is 4km away)
- Please note, no check-ins before 15:30pm or after 10pm
- This is more of a grown-up retreat, there are no twin rooms (except in the apartment) and children under 10 are not permitted
Best time to go
The Alentejo is a good year-round destination, but it comes into its own in spring and autumn – the most popular time for walkers. Visit in April, May or June for wild flowers and nesting storks, or in September-October (the latter being Luisa's favourite time of year here) for warm days and cooler nights. It starts to get very hot in July, and the coast can get crowded in August. Luisa and Paul close for a few weeks once a year, usually from mid-December to early February.
Our top tips
The south-west Alentejo coast is very special – and surprisingly undiscovered. We loved our day trip along the rough but breathtakingly beautiful coast road, between the dunes of remote Bordeira beach and the surfy sands of Carrapateira. Drive or take a bike.